People allover the World. Let me put my words clear
and speak to You. Face to face. Now I will show you
all the size of my private thing, my power joystick. So
to say. Read my fingers. The Size of Muammar Gaddafi is
between my thumb and forefinger. Well I am the man as
You can see. I have a jerky friend in Italy called
Silvio Berlusconi who has smaller thing than I have.
Small man small rod. Yeah thats the Truth. Silvio's
scoglioni are smaller than I show You now and he still
acts bunga bunga. What in Earth You are going to do with
me. Play with my scoglioni? I do not know what is
happening here in Tripoli Libya.
Those two older jerks above are past believe me. Let
me speaks frankly to You. Honestly this is my size am
showing you. Please read my fingers. And the
size of my private thing is something bigger than
Muammar have. So I was thinking if he is not my real
father. You know Muammar small me big. It does not fit.
Mummy let me know the Truth. Anyhow am happy with my
size. And if my partner is not happy with me I will give
her / him a gift like You can find here below. A golden
painted Obamarator. Its very handy I have been told. Am
busy just now in Tripoli. Wait patient just some days
and the Business is mine. Oil is important You know.
Obamarator is the best Gift One can have. Its simple
and do not drink oil. A lubricanted thing You